Shaquille O'Neal is still making his way through the promotional rounds, trying to drum up eager buyers for his tell-all book Shaq: Uncut, and on Wednesday he made a stop on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live." His 5-2 girlfriend Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander was also in the building, and she was almost crushed after ... well, just watch: In just seconds, "Wow, that 5-2 woman is able to pick up 7-2, 350-pound Shaquille O'Neal and walk him across a floor in high heels" goes to "SOMEBODY CALL THE PARAMEDICS!"
Also, Shaq is 39-years-old, and he's spent most of that existence being much, much bigger than just about everyone else in the room. How does he not know his own strength, by now? She's 5-2! And wearing high heels!
That goes for the Kimmel staff, as well. Write it on a placard and put it on the side of the stage: NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO ATTEMPT TO CARRY SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.